Ask Audrey: 'I'm flying to Seville for a dirty weekend with a very energetic vet from Kanturk'
S Ask Audrey: I love Tanora - but is it too Northside for the Douglas Road?
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 30 Nov, 2023

Ask Audrey: The children of Douglas Road have the manners of a ferret - no respect for their elders
Ask Audrey: The children of Douglas Road have the manners of a ferret - no respect for their elders
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 23 Nov, 2023

Ask Audrey: Negotiations are well underway to see who gets Mammy for Christmas Day
Ask Audrey: Negotiations are well underway to see who gets Mammy for Christmas Day
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem? 

Thu, 16 Nov, 2023

Ask Audrey: I live in Macroom, I’ve shifted guys who look like Kermit the Frog
Ask Audrey: I live in Macroom, I’ve shifted guys who look like Kermit the Frog
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 09 Nov, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'The way Dr Tony is going, you’ll be lucky if you’re allowed to go to the jacks'
Ask Audrey: 'People are gone mad for nipples above in north Cork'
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice. It's Ask Audrey - what's your problem?

Thu, 02 Nov, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'The way Dr Tony is going, you’ll be lucky if you’re allowed to go to the jacks'
Ask Audrey: Will my Jazz Weekend date lose interest when she sees Cork?
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 26 Oct, 2023

Ask Audrey: What the Irish men's soccer team needs is a former Ramblers player to manage them
Ask Audrey: What the Irish men's soccer team needs is a former Ramblers player to manage them
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 19 Oct, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'I'm flying to Seville for a dirty weekend with a very energetic vet from Kanturk'
Ask Audrey: 'I'm flying to Seville for a dirty weekend with a very energetic vet from Kanturk'
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 12 Oct, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'Roy Keane is the only one on that Beckham documentary to age gracefully'
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Sat, 07 Oct, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'I'm from Cork but my boss tried to get me to sing a Limerick song for the rugby'
Ask Audrey: 'I'm from Cork but my boss tried to get me to sing a Limerick song for the rugby'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Fri, 29 Sep, 2023

Why Reggie from the Blackrock Rd has decided to run for President of Ireland
S Why Reggie from the Blackrock Rd has decided to run for President of Ireland
The millionaire from the Blackrock Rd has his sights set on the Áras. To set out his policies, he’s reaching out to the ordinary people of Ireland with a new live show

Sun, 24 Sep, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'What are the chances of a Late Late Show special in north Cork?'
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 21 Sep, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'Nothing has happened in Meelin since 1987, so our threesome is the talk of the town'
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 14 Sep, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: How do you get rid of a Cork accent while speaking French at the Rugby World Cup?
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Fri, 08 Sep, 2023

Ask Audrey: Imagine having notions when you only live on the Skehard Road
Ask Audrey: Imagine having notions when you only live on the Skehard Road
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 31 Aug, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey:  I’ve started cheating - my husband's as exciting as a skiing holiday in Tullamore 
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 24 Aug, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: You Irish are very nice - but I have to point out that you are overly fond of the C-word
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 17 Aug, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: We need to visit the capital - how long would it take us to get to Belfast?
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice. It's Ask Audrey - what's your problem?

Thu, 10 Aug, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'It's been eighteen years - what positions are popular these days?'
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 03 Aug, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'What's the story with moving Cork up to the North-West?'
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 27 Jul, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'A friend with benefits asked me to dress up as Barbie for the cinema in Mallow'
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 20 Jul, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'C’mere, what’s the story with fancying Ryan Tubridy?'
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice - it's Ask Audrey. What's your problem?

Thu, 13 Jul, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: Is it cheating if you start a relationship with an AI chatbot? 
You can ask her for advice, but don't expect her to be nice. It's Ask Audrey - what's your problem?

Thu, 06 Jul, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: You don’t want to admit you read a book in Duhallow, like you’re Jean Paul Sartre
Sorting Cork people out for ages

Thu, 29 Jun, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Is it okay to canoodle in a mobile sauna?
Sorting out Cork people for ages...

Thu, 22 Jun, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: My Limerick girlfriend wants me to shout insults at the Cork GAA players
"...she said she'd make it well worth my while..."

Thu, 25 May, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: 'Jesus, but you can’t beat an affair with a married man'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 18 May, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: What's the story with paying to watch hurling?
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 11 May, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: My friends started calling my husband Gouger after I told them he only went to Coláiste Chríost Rí
Sorting out Cork people for ages...

Thu, 27 Apr, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen - Ask Audrey: 'I hear Rosealeen from Ballydesmond swings both ways'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 20 Apr, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: It’s hard enough imagining people in north Cork having sex
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 13 Apr, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: C’mere, what’s the story with dreaming about a woman at work?
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 06 Apr, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Hurling League final could be a deathblow to house prices in Ballintemple
Sorting out Cork people for ages...

Thu, 30 Mar, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: You’d have a better chance of finding a well-thumbed copy of Ulysses in Mallow Library
Sorting out Cork people for ages...

Thu, 23 Mar, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: It's no joke being in the 1% in Ballintemple
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 16 Mar, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: There's a better class of lobbing the gob at the Six Nations than at the GAA
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 09 Feb, 2023

Ask Audrey: Should I pretend to like Sally Rooney's book so people don't think I'm from Mallow?
Ask Audrey: 'My sexy super power is snoring and eating Pringles'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 26 Jan, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Don't confuse a throuple with a threesome, especially not in Kinsale
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 19 Jan, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: A bookshop in Knocknagree? Talk about the worst business idea ever
C’mere what’s the story with dirty bulking? The nephew is staying with us at the moment, it’s all off with his old doll and he do be decimated.

Sun, 15 Jan, 2023

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
S Listen: Ask Audrey - What’s the trick to driving on ice when you’re feeling horny?
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 15 Dec, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Lanzarote for Christmas? Not if you're from the richest family in Ballintemple
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 08 Dec, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
S Listen — Ask Audrey: The minute you go past Little Island, you’re surrounded by people who have names for their tractor
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 01 Dec, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
S Ask Audrey: A Douglas Road drinks reception? As enticing as a job offer from Elon Musk!
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 24 Nov, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: I’m going to put a peninsula in my kitchen. Do you know where I can get one? 
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 17 Nov, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Apparently cava and tapas is totes Carrigaline now
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 10 Nov, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Ask Audrey: Can we keep the roads free at rush-hour for cars from Cork? 
Ask Audrey, sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 03 Nov, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: Is it possible to listen to jazz for a night without losing your mind?
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 27 Oct, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: What's the point following Munster up to Dublin when we'll be in the same jersey as someone from Clonmel?
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 20 Oct, 2022

Ask Audrey: 'She said, that sounds like the 7th circle of hell. I said, it’s Ardmore, actually'
Listen — Ask Audrey: Hurling is the kind of game played by Norries and cave dwellers from east Cork
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 13 Oct, 2022

Listen — Ask Audrey: 'I wouldn't want to end up in the CUH. I'd just hate to have to spend time in Wilton'
Listen — Ask Audrey: 'I wouldn't want to end up in the CUH. I'd just hate to have to spend time in Wilton'
Sorting out Cork people for ages

Thu, 06 Oct, 2022

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